[There was so much wrong with the package Laurent found, not the least of which was who it was apparently from. The fact that he had no doubt about the giver didn't make him feel better. He'd never wanted such a thing, and the fact that it was a dead ringer for Harry's actual cock was . . . disturbing. He actually did have fond memories of the one time they'd done something besides fought. But sending a substitute cock when they'd last been so awful to each other seemed completely ridiculous.]
Why did you send me your cock Harry? I didn't ask for it.
[ Honestly Harry's tempted to just ignore the message outright. Seems like every time they meet, Laurent wants less and less to do with him. So the wizard has no idea why he's being bothered with cryptic text messages. ]
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Date: 2020-03-14 09:58 pm (UTC)Why did you send me your cock Harry? I didn't ask for it.
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Date: 2020-03-16 04:05 am (UTC)[ Honestly Harry's tempted to just ignore the message outright. Seems like every time they meet, Laurent wants less and less to do with him. So the wizard has no idea why he's being bothered with cryptic text messages. ]
my cock is no where near you thanks very much